From College Humor.Not included: the girl or guy you end up in bed with that nightafter your group goes out drinking, and you spend the next four years avoiding her/him.THE JADED GENIUSYou know this school you worked so hard to get into? It was this girl’s safety school. And she’s pissed to be here. In fact, she’s still wearing her Princeton sweatshirt she bought in March just so you know that
