From The Onion.Sometimes I Feel Like I’m The Only One Who Gives A Shit About Rich, Lustrous HairBy Marcus Russo
President and CEOPanteneToday I saw a woman whose hair had incredible potential. With a little effort and the help of quality hair-care products, she could have had glorious, bountiful locks—the kind any man, woman, or child would kill for. I do not exaggerate when I say she had a
