Onion News Story Of The Day: Classmates.com

From The Onion.Classmates.com Employees Don't Have Heart To Tell CEO About FacebookSEATTLE—Employees at Classmates.com — an online service that enables users to find and communicate with people from their past for a monthly fee — have done everything in their power to keep the company's CEO from finding out about the wildly popular social networking site Facebook."He knows something is going on,"