best of craigslist > new haven > Star Turtle needed to tow planet Date: 2012-01-29, 7:00PM EST Seeking the services of a star turtle or other celestial amphibian to tow our planet closer to the sun. We need to evaporate a lake. Please note that the lake is sentient and evil, so please be prepared for that. Don't worry, we don't have peanut butter.
