From Blogzarro. A few of my favorites:Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”Nelson: Dad didn’t leave… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the
