Bart Simpson's Top 101 Blackboard Punishments Of The Day

I will not instigate revolutionI will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"Garlic gum is not funnyI will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroomI will not encourage others to flyTar is not a playthingI will not do that thing with my tongueI will not cut corners (Written only on top line, with hatch marks “ “ on subsequent lines)I will not grease the monkey barsI will not hide behind the Fifth AmendmentI