News Story Of The Day: He Likes Wal-Mart

Hey, I love a good bargain as much as the next guy, but come on.



"When He Comes To Walmart He Gets Aroused."

AUGUST 10--A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that “he gets aroused” when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report.

Travis Keen, 28, was busted on an obscenity charge and booked into the