News Story Of The Day: Mulch Dumped In Ballsy Location

From The Onion.Load Of Mulch Dumped In Kind Of Ballsy LocationST. CLOUD, MN—Onlookers expressed shock and grudging admiration Wednesday after noticing a full load of mulch had been dumped in what all agreed was a pretty ballsy location.The 50 pounds of compost was reportedly shoveled onto the extremely unorthodox spot either Monday afternoon or early Tuesday morning. Though the identity of the