From The Onion.I Just Want To Say That I Hated Every Goddamn Minute Of My Piece-Of-Shit Showby Oprah WinfreyWow, I guess that's it. It's hard to believe that after pouring my heart and soul into that show for 25 years, I'll never tape another episode, sit down with another guest, or connect with another fan again. And thank fucking God for that, because I hated every moment of that piece-of-shit
