From The Onion.Zip-Lining Day Trip To Somehow Save MarriageCONCORD, NH—According to sources, the deteriorating 10-year-old marriage of Dale and Gina Byer will somehow be magically restored this weekend by a zip-lining excursion to the mountains of northern New Hampshire.The couple, trapped and suffocated by an increasingly hopeless, angst-ridden relationship, presumably booked the short
