(A rerun from last August. I need to go to Sam's this weekend and was reminded of the post. Was gonna take my iPod but it died. Turns out they are not machine-washable. Goddamned cargo pants -- too many pockets to check!)I just got back from a Sam's Club run. I didn't tell my wife I was going because it makes her nervous. I'm an impulsive shopper, so on past trips I've come home with 1000 food
