Last month's pathetic parade of perps, twerps, punks and flunks.Tony Orlando on EnzyteImagine his breathI guess Wayne Brady had to smack a bitch after allDrew Carey bailed out his mom within hoursEyes forward, please. Both of them.Susan BoyleOl' CactusheadAwwwArmand was barely holding it togetherRick Astley's sisterWhat'd this guy do, tie a gal to the railroad tracks?She blew some frat boy for
