Selections from Said In Bed, an amusing website where people send in funny bits of pillow talk. Real or not, they're funny -- but graphic, so read at your own risk.My thanks to Chris L. for the link.“Are you done yet? Well, would you mind getting off?”“I’m trying.” “Ow ow ow! Wrong one! Wrong one!”“Your pussy tastes like the effervescent potions you have to drink in Zelda to stay alive.” -- my
