News Story Of The Day: Man Ticketed For Cursing

These two knuckleheads would be perfect for my new show, Godzilla Court, where Godzilla is the presiding judge. He listens quietly and carefully to each side of the case, ponders for a moment, then makes a ruling by incinerating either plaintiff or defendant with a blast of his fire breath, leaving only a little pile of ash. Court adjourned.From MegLee and Click2Houston.com.Man Ticketed For