Hair so bad, it's criminal.Combover? No way. I was totally fooled.Uncle Cal sporting the 1930s flapper 'doAll her plans just blew up in her faceHair is the least of this thing's problemsHe reminds me of the bunny with a pancake on its headRonald McDonald's evil twin, DonaldWait! Wait! Can I get a comb?Take your passion and make it happen, FlashdanceSon, you got a panty on your headI've heard of a