December Engrish Roundup

All your mistranslation are belong to me.Just try to eat it.You too can be a Terra Bal driver!Does my day planner smell like Panda shit to you?For speed-humping that breaks the sound barrier. "Dude, I totally gave Janet the Mach 1 last night."The drinker's chocolate. For your beautiful time. And the DT's.It always feels impossible the first time you do it.In case a grizzly bear wanders in.Now