It's funny because it's true. From Keva, whom I thank.I would add: someone in camouflage, a baby in overalls with only a diaper underneath, three guys arguing in a foreign language about a pair of off-brand jeans, gold teeth, someone wearing jeans shorts (jorts), someone buying a case of Mountain Dew, an obese person squatting down with half their ass-crack showing, a kid with a black eye, a kid