Actual credits from real movies.
"Author of A Tale of Two Cities: Charles Dickens" - Airplane!
"Worst Boy: Adolf Hitler" - Airplane II: The Sequel
"The Voice: Himself" - Field of Dreams
"Based on the Best-Selling Novel, The Tomatoes of Wrath" - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
"This film was filmed entirely on location in France, except for bits that were filmed elsewhere." - Killer Tomatoes
