News Of The Day: Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth F*cking Over Of Customer

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Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer

CANTON, OH—Overjoyed Cigna executives celebrated the health insurer’s 50 billionth fucking over of a customer Thursday, personally surprising 56-year-old spinal trauma victim Clyde Gershon with champagne, confetti, and hundreds of multicolored balloons as they denied his most recent disability claim.

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