My All-Time Favorite Onion Story Of The Day

From The Onion. If you're too young to get it, bummer. 

Thanks, Amy Carey, for the reminder.




Christopher Cross Finally Reaches Mexican Border
 
Feb. 10, 1999

NOGALES, MEXICO—After nearly 20 years on the run, Grammy-winning singer-songwriter Christopher Cross finally reached the Mexican border Monday.

"I had such a long way to go," said Cross, who fled south after gunning down 10 in 1980