News: Dying Lion Doesn't Feel As Though He's Completing Some Great Cosmic Circle

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Dying Lion Sure Doesn't Feel As Though He's Completing Some Great Cosmic Circle




July 30, 2012 | ISSUE 48•31




THE SERENGETI—According to a male lion currently dying on the Serengeti Plain, his agonizing demise certainly doesn't seem as though it's part of some transcendent cosmic circle of life, but rather as if he’s slowly and painfully bleeding to death.




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