A few captchas I saved from Facebook over the years.
"No, Mr. Urinated, I do not have a pair of shorts you can borrow."
"Oh my God," said the Lone Ranger, after Tonto scalped the wrong guy, "You are such an Apache."
"Fine," sighed the frustrated R.A. "If you knuckleheads can't remember to flush your nasty dumps, I'll just let the Potties Administration handle it."
Rob sad. Rob jump. Rob