Story Of The Day: Someplace Cooler

From The Onion.

Man Who Pulls Up With Music Pumping Probably Coming From Someplace Cooler
SAN JOSE, CA—According to sources stopped at the corner of Fourth and St. James Streets, the man driving the custom-painted 2002 Honda Civic with speakers blasting Sean Paul must be coming from someplace much, much cooler.
"My God, the racing decals, that chest-thumping bass, those sunglasses inverted so