Hit her again. With a bat this time.
From Mandatory.
Woman Hit by a Baseball Sues 11-Year-Oldby Max Miller June 22, 2012In cranky-old-lady news, a New Jersey woman who was hit in the face by a rogue baseball while in attendance at a Little League baseball game has filed charges against the 11-year-old boy who was responsible for the misfire.Elizabeth Lloyd was struck by the baseball
