From The Onion.
You Look Like You Could Use Someone To Talk To On This 5-Hour Bus Ride
by Craig Severance
Jan. 24, 2007
Do you mind if I move your coat? This happens to be my third-favorite seat on the bus. Numbers one and two are already taken.
Those are some nice headphones you got there. I used to have some just like that. They weren't very comfortable, at least for me. The
