Open Letter Of The Day: To The Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room

From McSweeney's Internet Tendency.


An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker RoomDear gentleman blow-drying his balls in the gym locker room,You’re actually doing it.I
mean, we’ve all dreamed of blow-drying our balls out in the open, but
you’re actually doing it in front of me and at least sixteen other
people that just finished exercising at this pricey sports