People You'll Meet On Every Neighborhood E-Mail List

Yup. I know them all.

THE LOOSE CANNON
This person is liable at any moment to pepper the email chain with profanity, personal attacks, or links to NSFW YouTube videos wholly unrelated to anything going on in the neighborhood. If your group has a hands-on moderator, you might not know these people exist.
THE ARMCHAIR URBAN PLANNER
This person is always ready to debate the pending arrival of the