A classic from The Onion.Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead KidsWASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill themselves playing with the popular toy, ruining the fun for everybody else."The tragedy is inconceivable," Wizco president Alvin
