RIP, you funny dead bastard.
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you
