Great Moments In "Help Wanted" Signs Of The Day

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.Fearful drunks apply within.You can't have all the shits. Six Flags needs some.This sounds like a wonderful workplace. Where do I apply?Come back next month.What's that smell? Oh, it's the piano keys.Maybe you can steal some way from Best Buy.Must speak Engrish.We need people to pack up all our shit.