Nice try, kid. You used to fool me with these. Not anymore. I might be slow but I'm not stupid.Listed in order of popularity. When one doesn't work, she moves to the next one.1. "My tummy hurts."My reply: "I'll give you some Pepto-Bismol before you leave." She hates Pepto-Bismol.2. "Actually, my head hurts worse."Me: "I'll give you an Alka-Seltzer for your head and your tummy before you leave."
