News Of The Day: Croc Bites Off Man's Testicles

Oh well, it's not like he was using them. From WTF News.A 70-YEAR-OLD man had his testicles and part of his penis ripped-off by a crocodile while crossing a flooded river.Jonah Maturure, from Marutaya in Gutu, is just happy to be alive after his terrifying battle with the reptile.
Now recovering at the United Bulawayo Hospitals (UBH), Maturure claims he has a box of tomatoes to thank for his