From The Borowitz Report.October 19, 2011Robertson: God Let Zoo Animals Escape to Bite Gay PeopleTelevangelist Stirs Controversy With Latest RemarksZANESVILLE, OH – As dozens of escaped exotic animals terrorized the town of Zanesville, Ohio, the Rev. Pat Robertson raised eyebrows today by saying that “God allowed those wild animals to escape because he wanted them to find gay people and bite them
