From McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Written by Ross Beeley.An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker RoomDear gentleman blow-drying his balls in the gym locker room,You’re actually doing it.I mean, we’ve all dreamed of blow-drying our balls out in the open, but you’re actually doing it in front of me and at least sixteen other people that just finished exercising at
