News Story Of The Day: Police Photograph Pistol-Packing Perp's Perforated Penis

Damn. It's been a bad month for schlongs.From The Smoking Gun.Police Pix Of Pistol-Packing Perp's Perforated Penis PermittedMeet Otis Lockett, whose penis Milwaukee cops received judicial permission to peruse photographically.Lockett, who was shot in the groin early Sunday, told police that he was fired upon “by an unidentified person behind him,” according to a Circuit Court filing, which notes