Some amusing selections from F*** My Life, a blog about bad things that happen to you. Every story begins with "Today..." and ends with "F*** my life" (which they now shorten to FML).Illustration: RMilburn@DeviantArtToday, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years are in fact my father's pubic hair trimmers. FMLToday, I went to the Doctors
