Delusional Person Of The Day: Not-Batman

From The Smoking Gun.Michigan Cops Cage Caped Crusader In Bizarre Rooftop IncidentA Michigan man dressed in a Batman costume was arrested early this morning after cops found him hanging off the ledge of a building.Petoskey Department of Public Safety officers pulled the wannabe superhero back onto the building’s roof around 1 AM. A search of the man’s utility belt turned up a collapsible baton