Just sayin'.1. Take a mud bath at Calistoga (or anywhere else).2. Tell a cop to "fuck off."3. Help you move.4. Give money to M. Night Shyamalan, Brian DePalma, or Al Pacino.5. Tell my wife she sneezes like a lumberjack.6. Eat WOW chips (or anything else with olestra).7. Flip off a truck full of construction workers.8. Ask someone (a mother-in-law, for example) to stay the rest of the week when I
