From McSweeney's Internet Tendency.What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About YouBy John PeckThe Doors: You have been bitten by an animal while trying to get it stoned. The Who: You own a Goldwing with a baby-changing station. Ted Nugent: Your hair has at some point been caught in a ceiling fan, boat propeller, or lathe. The Rolling Stones: You own three cars and no stereo.
