From The Borowitz Report.Trump Dogged By Rumors His Hair Is Not From The U.S.So-called ‘Balders’ Movement Gathers SteamNEW YORK (4/25/11) – A threat to the fledgling presidential campaign of Donald Trump emerged today, as a group of activists charged that Mr. Trump is not eligible to hold the nation’s highest office because his hair does not originate from the U.S.The group, who call themselves “
