WTF? Hair Salon Names Of The Day

And you thought "Shear Beauty" was bad.Where it's every stylist for himselfDoes that cost extra?How long will this take?Huh? As in, fried?A classicNow I'm going to apply some warm lemon conditionerFor men. By men.For the balding-old-man-in-a-beanie lookHuh?Oooh girl, who did that to your hair?Come get whacked!Where hair goes to die.UghAnd one awesome name