News Story Of The Day: Sonic Wanker

Hey, I like Sonic, too, but this is ridiculous.Cops Bust Man Who Pleasured Self While Standing In Sonic Drive-Thru Lane An Oklahoma man who stood masturbating in the drive-thru lane at a Sonic restaurant has been arrested for his illicit eight-minute display, which transpired in full view of a female worker and a surveillance camera.Kevin Ferrier, 19, was collared yesterday for indecent