Two dozen of my favorites from Jack Handey, who's a real guy, in case you didn't know.24) Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind." Basically, it's made up of two separate words, mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. 23) If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real
