I'm pretty sure I posted this story when it first broke. Poor woman--just trying to get away from her GD kids for 15 minutes to rub one out, and all hell breaks loose. Next time keep your top on, lady, and you'll be fine.At first I thought the weapons charge was for the vibrator she was using, but turns out she had a gun, too. Gotta keep all the pervs away, you know. Some creep walking by sees
