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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they only screw in hot tubs. How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to cross the road. Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to cross the road. Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, but he'll need a woman to show him how. Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, if you screw it in real tight! How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q. How many Quakers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Ten to sit around in a circle until one feels the inner light. Q. How many Quakers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What kind of answer did you have in mind? Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
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Meta-Humor Q: How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two-thirds. How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two-thirds. How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? As long as we're sharing jokes: My personal favorites. As long as we're sharing jokes: My personal favorites. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A lightbulb joke is a joke that asks how many people of a certain group are needed to change, replace, or screw in a light bulb. Q: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three, but they're really one. -- Q: How many fundamentalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Jokes N Jokes -Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.
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Jokes N Jokes -Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How many city planners does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes eight million years. Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes eight million years. Q:How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Funny Lightbulb Jokes Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One - but he has to wait until the light gets better. Funny Lightbulb Jokes Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb? Light Bulb Jokes . Q: How many gorrilas does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but you need lots of light bulbs. Light Bulb Jokes . Q: How many gorrilas does it take to screw in a light bulb? does it take to screw in a light bulb flies (drosophila, I think) who eat, mate and lay their eggs in ripe fruit. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Or rather, how much time and how many electricians should it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. Thats a hardware problem. Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb? Light Bulb Humor This page is sponsored by DesperatePreacher. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY! How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many Fireflies does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How many marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. The seeds of the revolution are in the light bulb itself. Q: How many marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: If you see three flies in the bathroom, how do you know which one is Q: How many heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Light Bulb Jokes Q. How many (ethnic group) does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. 10: One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder. Light Bulb Jokes Q. How many (ethnic group) does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: What's the last thing that enters a fly's mind when it hits a car's windscreen moving at 70mph? A: Its ass. Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb. Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but I don't know how they'd get in there. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but I don't know how they'd get in there. How many surrealist painters does it take to change a light bulb? How Many Republicans Does It Take to Screw Up Our Light Bulb Savings? By Joe Romm on Jul 11 HOW MANY REPUBLICANS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW OUR CHILDREN’S FUTURE. How Many Republicans Does It Take to Screw Up Our Light Bulb Savings? How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Fruit flies don't screw in light bulbs they screw in fruit.
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How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? LightBulb Emos - another light bulb joke: Optimists Change Bulb - how many optimists does it take to screw in a ligh how many workers needed to screw a li: How many flies? How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only 2, but that's not half as interesting as how they got in there in the first place! How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many altos does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five; one to change the bulb, and 4 to whine It's too high! How many altos does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five; one to change the bulb, and 4 to whine It's too high! How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Oh wow, is it like dark, man? Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. . . it's a hardware problem!
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people. How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
