Everybody's gotta be different now, is that it? John Wayne. Tony Curtis. Cary Grant. Those were star names. Not this shit.Nestor CarbonellThe guy who plays scary Richard Alpert on Lost has a name that sounds like a scary pasta dish. “Our special tonight is Nestor Carbonell -- spinach linguine with caper sauce, topped with long-eared Christmas donkey medallions.”Sean BeanSpoken, it’s fine, but it
