Holy crap, I've never seen a turtle move so fast. Get it, boyweeeee! Look at him go. She, on the other hand, might as well be watching golf on TV.Later they told their friends about it:His version: "Dude, I totally NAILED it. We fucked like rabid jungle monkeys. I bet she came 12 times." (High-fives all around)Her version: "Oh. My. God. It was awful. He made these ridiculous noises. I thought it
