From The Onion.Sci-Fi Writer Attributes Everything Mysterious To 'Quantum Flux'August 10, 2009 | Issue 45•33ROLLA, MO—A reading of Gabriel Fournier's The Eclipse Of Infinity reveals that the new science-fiction novel makes more than 80 separate references to "quantum flux," a vaguely defined force the author uses to advance the plot, resolve conflict as needed, and account for dozens of glaring
