Craigslist Ad Of The Day: I Puked In Your Purse

best of craigslist > lansing > I Puked in Your Purse Date: 2009-07-16, 6:32PM EDT You were sitting a couple tables across from me. I was checking you out. You noticed. I winked. You rolled your eyes and left your table to talk to some guys at the bar. You left your purse hanging unattended on the back of your chair. I felt rejected, and a little pissed. You looked hungry. On my way out, I