From BigStupidIdiot.com (a Comedy.com website).5. CURSE OF THE QUEERWOLFBeware the bite of the Queerwolf, or at night you'll become a homosexual terror. Don't fear being covered with hair, but the transvestite transformation is horrific.4. JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTERThere is still debate to whether Jesus was a zombie after rising from the dead. If that's true, Zombies > Vampires.3. REDNECK